so 20 might be my magic number! *fingers crossed*
i have not been sick all week!
instead, since tuesday morning, i have been having cravings! DONUTS!
not just any donut, chocolate sprinkled donuts. my favorite.
literally i had a dream that my best friend had them delivered to me through a pizza guy and i ended up getting into an argument with the delivery man because i didn't tip him enough.
when i woke up, there were no donuts, and i was truly sad.
i know i know. it's not a big deal... just go out and get some yourself!
but there's just something about getting out of bed, (going pee pee), and walking straight to the kitchen in your pj's without even brushing your teeth to find donuts waiting for you on the counter top.
blee gets up early every morning to walk the dog and to have a little relaxation time before he heads to work. so naturally every morning this week, i gave him "subtle" hints about getting his pregnant wife donuts.
for example, i tried things like:
* mumbling "dooooonnnnnaaaaaassss" in my sleep when he gets outta bed.
* texting him "r u downstairs?" from the bedroom upstairs to see if he had gone out to get my donuts.
* telling him the next day that it's really his unborn son that wants the donuts and not me...
* texting him emoji donuts all day while he's at work in hopes that he will get them the following morning...
yeah i'm not annoying at all.
anyhow, nothing worked, and i did not get my chocolate sprinkled donut.
instead i walked out to the kitchen this morning to see that the rice krispie treats i made the previous day had gone under a little transformation...
i hate you, blee. this is not the same thing.
you have no idea what these pregnancy cravings are like.
seriously i hate you. but i hate you more cuz i chuckled.
UGH! DOOOO NAAAAATTTT where ij my dooo naaaatttt... :(

3 comments:
lol! i just marathon-read all of your posts today- you are hilarious! if nairb doesn't get you a donut by the end of this weekend (brian, if you're reading, this is my way of putting pressure on you!), i'll bring you some! what's your favorite donut place?
haha hi susan! nairb did NOT get me donuts, but i went out and got myself some. :P thank you for offering though. you are too sweet!!!!
But that wasn't a dream. I did get them delivered for you...
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