how to dress the bump.

there are so many fashion tips online on how to look cute with your new bump.
yet here i am, trying my best to dress appropriately, just so that i don't alarm the general public.
even mom has requested that i don't wear shorts this summer.
i am not a very cute preggo and it is definitely getting harder with the weather starting to warm up.


originally i was going to start taking belly bump pics or selfies when i started to show,
but i quickly scratched that idea when i found out we were having a boy, because

a. is he really gonna ask me twenty years down the line to see the pictures???
and
b. like i said, i am not a cute preggo. and there are some major self image issues going on with this uncontrollable and unceasing acne (that everyone comments on but my husband insists is totally unnoticeable. he has sense sometimes!)

still, if this is going to be the only time i am pregnant (going back and forth on this one), i might as well have some pictures to remember it by.

my first and kinda overdue bump pic entitled "fatty mc fat at 16wks and 5 days. half baby half poop."

i can easily look like this after a big meal or just from being backed up a week (which i am. GUH ROSS), but it's kind of nice to have an actual excuse for looking pregnant. so thank you, noma. finding that you come in handy sometimes. :)