When I was 1, I was a constipated baby and momma never had to sniff my diapers cuz she knew exactly when I was going cuz I looked like >_<.
When I was 2, other babies would cry when they wanted something but I would just lay down and bang my head against the cement.
When I was 3, my mom babysat the next door neighbors kid for a day but I was traumatized by the shift of attention and was sick in bed for a week. Hence, I am an only child.
When I was 4, I started going to Peppertree Preschool and I cried for half the year. Mom made me stay but when it was Frank's turn to drop me off, I always managed to have him take me back home.
When I was 5, I wore my Ghostbusters t-shirt every single day.
When I was 6, I joined Planet Club. Please call me Jupiter Jung.
When I was 7, Jony enrolled me in diving lessons and I made the CPE workers work for their money in trying to get me out of the bathroom stall I locked myself into.
When I was 8, my third grade class was doing the Little Mermaid play. I listed Ariel and Ursula as my top picks but the teacher made me be Flounder. Racist.
When I was 9, I had to go back to Korea to get my green card and they tried to take my blood. They paid for it. Have you ever seen a bunch of nurses run around the hospital trying to catch a kid?
When I was 10, I officially stopped caring about my academics.
When I was 11, I fought with Frank every single morning because I didn't want to wear contact lenses but he would not have an ugly daughter in glasses.
When I was 12, I think I wore a lot of Aeropostale.